Easy easy one.
What gets wetter as it dries?
jamezy2007
A woman with a towel fetish.
Note: I did not come up with that. Anyone who finds where I got it from wins a cookie.
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i hate mathIf a car travels 20 miles per hour over a certain distance then travels 30 miles per hour back over the same distance, then what is the average mph that the car travels?
feel free to add some of your own.
pintabear49blue
[QUOTE="marterikster"][QUOTE="GrandpaDeath"]I got one
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around. does it make a sound?
GrandpaDeath
yes it does
Sorry incorrect. Today's age in science, nothing is proven until hard evidence is there to support it, and without anyone there to hear it, the tree does not make a sound. You lose
That's gotta be the stupidest thing i've ever heard. Ofcourse it's going to make sound. Its a full grown ******* tree falling. Just cause no ones there doesn't mean its not going to make sound. Save your science and hard evidence crap. You lose.
[QUOTE="jamezy2007"]Easy easy one.
What gets wetter as it dries?
jim1029
A woman with a towel fetish.
Note: I did not come up with that. Anyone who finds where I got it from wins a cookie.
The funy part is your actually correct when you said towel XD
[QUOTE="jamezy2007"]Easy easy one.
What gets wetter as it dries?
jim1029
A woman with a towel fetish.
Note: I did not come up with that. Anyone who finds where I got it from wins a cookie.
I don't know where it's from, but it's hilarious. :lol:
[QUOTE="GrandpaDeath"][QUOTE="marterikster"][QUOTE="GrandpaDeath"]I got one
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around. does it make a sound?
_EvidencE_
yes it does
Sorry incorrect. Today's age in science, nothing is proven until hard evidence is there to support it, and without anyone there to hear it, the tree does not make a sound. You lose
That's gotta be the stupidest thing i've ever heard. Ofcourse it's going to make sound. Its a full grown ******* tree falling. Just cause no ones there doesn't mean its not going to make sound. Save your science and hard evidence crap. You lose.
it doesn't make a sound. In order for sound to occur there has to be a producer, a medium (something the sound travels through) and a receiver. If nobody is there to hear the tree falling, which is the producer, there is no receiver, so technically there is no sound. It is a philosophical question though, so there isn't really a "correct" answer unless the question asker is looking for a scientific explanation.
You're trapped in a room with no windows or doors. All that's in the room is a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
What's better than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich want it, and if you eat it you die?
1: Use table to climb out (does not mention roof)?You're trapped in a room with no windows or doors. All that's in the room is a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
What's better than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich want it, and if you eat it you die?
the_foreign_guy
[QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]1: Use table to climb out (does not mention roof)?You're trapped in a room with no windows or doors. All that's in the room is a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
What's better than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich want it, and if you eat it you die?
Vfanek
Sorry, forgot to mention that there was aroof. I'll give you a hint, you have to use both the mirror and table. ;)
[QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]1: Use table to climb out (does not mention roof)?You're trapped in a room with no windows or doors. All that's in the room is a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
What's better than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich want it, and if you eat it you die?
the_foreign_guy
Sorry, forgot to mention that there was aroof. I'll give you a hint, you have to use both the mirror and table. ;)
Hah all right, hmm, gimme a second and I'll figure this out.. somehow. Ohhh I remember, one o these impossible to guess ones. A 7 year old told me about a week ago O.o [spoiler] You look in the mirror see what you saw, grab the saw, cut the table in half, two halves make a whole, crawl though the hole. [/spoiler] Heard 2nd one too now when I think about it, it's [spoiler] Nothing [/spoiler] if I'm not mistaken? Just remember it, don't know how it fits with greater than god more evil than devil part though ;o[QUOTE="_EvidencE_"][QUOTE="GrandpaDeath"][QUOTE="marterikster"][QUOTE="GrandpaDeath"]I got one
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around. does it make a sound?
arcelice
yes it does
Sorry incorrect. Today's age in science, nothing is proven until hard evidence is there to support it, and without anyone there to hear it, the tree does not make a sound. You lose
That's gotta be the stupidest thing i've ever heard. Ofcourse it's going to make sound. Its a full grown ******* tree falling. Just cause no ones there doesn't mean its not going to make sound. Save your science and hard evidence crap. You lose.
it doesn't make a sound. In order for sound to occur there has to be a producer, a medium (something the sound travels through) and a receiver. If nobody is there to hear the tree falling, which is the producer, there is no receiver, so technically there is no sound. It is a philosophical question though, so there isn't really a "correct" answer unless the question asker is looking for a scientific explanation.
Well sound = vibrations. If a full grown tree falls, no doubt it will make a vibration. So sound is created.
Answer to arcelice's riddle. Sorry I can't use spoiler tags, html keeps on getting messed up.
1113213211
You say the "word form" of the previous.
One 1
Two 1s
One 2, One 1....etc.
A man is found lying dead, face down in the middle of the desert. He is wearing a backpack. His ribs are crushed. The post mortem shows that he died, suddenly, 2 months ago. Yet no one has crossed the dessert for 3 months. What happened?Vfanek
He tried to skydive and took a backpack instead of a parachute?
[QUOTE="Vfanek"]A man is found lying dead, face down in the middle of the desert. He is wearing a backpack. His ribs are crushed. The post mortem shows that he died, suddenly, 2 months ago. Yet no one has crossed the dessert for 3 months. What happened?Eman5805
He tried to skydive and took a backpack instead of a parachute?
Spot on! A man kills his wife, there are several eye witnesses. Yet no one can accuse him of murder. Why?[QUOTE="Eman5805"][QUOTE="Vfanek"]A man is found lying dead, face down in the middle of the desert. He is wearing a backpack. His ribs are crushed. The post mortem shows that he died, suddenly, 2 months ago. Yet no one has crossed the dessert for 3 months. What happened?Vfanek
He tried to skydive and took a backpack instead of a parachute?
Spot on! A man kills his wife, there are several eye witnesses. Yet no one can accuse him of murder. Why? because they are blind but they do have eyes[QUOTE="Eman5805"][QUOTE="Vfanek"]A man is found lying dead, face down in the middle of the desert. He is wearing a backpack. His ribs are crushed. The post mortem shows that he died, suddenly, 2 months ago. Yet no one has crossed the dessert for 3 months. What happened?Vfanek
He tried to skydive and took a backpack instead of a parachute?
Spot on! A man kills his wife, there are several eye witnesses. Yet no one can accuse him of murder. Why? because they are blind but they do have eyes[QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="Eman5805"][QUOTE="Vfanek"]A man is found lying dead, face down in the middle of the desert. He is wearing a backpack. His ribs are crushed. The post mortem shows that he died, suddenly, 2 months ago. Yet no one has crossed the dessert for 3 months. What happened?BassKreator
He tried to skydive and took a backpack instead of a parachute?
Spot on! A man kills his wife, there are several eye witnesses. Yet no one can accuse him of murder. Why? because they are blind but they do have eyes[QUOTE="BassKreator"][QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="Eman5805"][QUOTE="Vfanek"]A man is found lying dead, face down in the middle of the desert. He is wearing a backpack. His ribs are crushed. The post mortem shows that he died, suddenly, 2 months ago. Yet no one has crossed the dessert for 3 months. What happened?Vfanek
He tried to skydive and took a backpack instead of a parachute?
Spot on! A man kills his wife, there are several eye witnesses. Yet no one can accuse him of murder. Why? because they are blind but they do have eyes[QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="BassKreator"][QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="Eman5805"][QUOTE="Vfanek"]A man is found lying dead, face down in the middle of the desert. He is wearing a backpack. His ribs are crushed. The post mortem shows that he died, suddenly, 2 months ago. Yet no one has crossed the dessert for 3 months. What happened?BassKreator
He tried to skydive and took a backpack instead of a parachute?
Spot on! A man kills his wife, there are several eye witnesses. Yet no one can accuse him of murder. Why? because they are blind but they do have eyesI have another one. 2 sons and 2 fathers go fishing, they catch 3 fish,and get 1 each... how is this possible??(no,they didnt bring a extra one)
Amarant15
It's actually three people, a boy, his father, and the father's father. So you have the boy and the father (two sons) and the two fathers (the father and his father).
[QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="BassKreator"][QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="BassKreator"][QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="Eman5805"]i think its something do to with the eye witness part[QUOTE="Vfanek"]A man is found lying dead, face down in the middle of the desert. He is wearing a backpack. His ribs are crushed. The post mortem shows that he died, suddenly, 2 months ago. Yet no one has crossed the dessert for 3 months. What happened?BassKreator
He tried to skydive and took a backpack instead of a parachute?
Spot on! A man kills his wife, there are several eye witnesses. Yet no one can accuse him of murder. Why? because they are blind but they do have eyes[QUOTE="BassKreator"][QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="BassKreator"][QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="BassKreator"][QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="Eman5805"]i think its something do to with the eye witness part[QUOTE="Vfanek"]A man is found lying dead, face down in the middle of the desert. He is wearing a backpack. His ribs are crushed. The post mortem shows that he died, suddenly, 2 months ago. Yet no one has crossed the dessert for 3 months. What happened?BassKreator
He tried to skydive and took a backpack instead of a parachute?
Spot on! A man kills his wife, there are several eye witnesses. Yet no one can accuse him of murder. Why? because they are blind but they do have eyes[QUOTE="BassKreator"][QUOTE="BassKreator"][QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="BassKreator"][QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="BassKreator"][QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="Eman5805"]i think its something do to with the eye witness part[QUOTE="Vfanek"]A man is found lying dead, face down in the middle of the desert. He is wearing a backpack. His ribs are crushed. The post mortem shows that he died, suddenly, 2 months ago. Yet no one has crossed the dessert for 3 months. What happened?Vfanek
He tried to skydive and took a backpack instead of a parachute?
Spot on! A man kills his wife, there are several eye witnesses. Yet no one can accuse him of murder. Why? because they are blind but they do have eyesHe killed her on accident, so its manslaughter, not murder?
[QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="BassKreator"][QUOTE="BassKreator"][QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="BassKreator"][QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="BassKreator"][QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="Eman5805"]i think its something do to with the eye witness part[QUOTE="Vfanek"]A man is found lying dead, face down in the middle of the desert. He is wearing a backpack. His ribs are crushed. The post mortem shows that he died, suddenly, 2 months ago. Yet no one has crossed the dessert for 3 months. What happened?Knuckleball93
He tried to skydive and took a backpack instead of a parachute?
Spot on! A man kills his wife, there are several eye witnesses. Yet no one can accuse him of murder. Why? because they are blind but they do have eyesHe killed her on accident, so its manslaughter, not murder?
Again, could've been it. But he clearly killed her with the intent of killing her.hmm it has something do to with the eye witness part right?BassKreatorIt has a connection..
[QUOTE="BassKreator"]i have no idea. just tell me. Man i used to be good at these thingsVfanek[spoiler] The wife was sentenced to death, the man is an executioner [/spoiler] :Dman i was gonna say like assasin and she was somewhat bad
[QUOTE="Vfanek"][QUOTE="BassKreator"]i have no idea. just tell me. Man i used to be good at these thingsBassKreator[spoiler] The wife was sentenced to death, the man is an executioner [/spoiler] :Dman i was gonna say like assasin and she was somewhat bad
Hah, it would've been close enough. Steve, a party magician, is carrying three pieces of gold each piece weighing one kilogram. On the way to a session he comes to a bridge which has a sign posted saying the bridge could hold only a maximum of 80 kilograms. Steve weighs 78 kilograms and the gold weighs three kilograms. He reads the sign and still safely crossed the bridge with all the gold. How did he manage this? Vfanekbecause he emptied his pockets of all the crap he has in them :? :P
[QUOTE="Vfanek"]Hah, it would've been close enough. Steve, a party magician, is carrying three pieces of gold each piece weighing one kilogram. On the way to a session he comes to a bridge which has a sign posted saying the bridge could hold only a maximum of 80 kilograms. Steve weighs 78 kilograms and the gold weighs three kilograms. He reads the sign and still safely crossed the bridge with all the gold. How did he manage this? Lord_Ahtibecause he emptied his pockets of all the crap he has in them :? :P ..I suppose it might've been the answer. It's not though :P
[QUOTE="Amarant15"]I have another one. 2 sons and 2 fathers go fishing, they catch 3 fish,and get 1 each... how is this possible??(no,they didnt bring a extra one)
Zagrius
It's actually three people, a boy, his father, and the father's father. So you have the boy and the father (two sons) and the two fathers (the father and his father).
That's a bad question, considering all 3 of those people are sons.[QUOTE="arcelice"][QUOTE="_EvidencE_"][QUOTE="GrandpaDeath"][QUOTE="marterikster"][QUOTE="GrandpaDeath"]I got one
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around. does it make a sound?
stanleycup98
yes it does
Sorry incorrect. Today's age in science, nothing is proven until hard evidence is there to support it, and without anyone there to hear it, the tree does not make a sound. You lose
That's gotta be the stupidest thing i've ever heard. Ofcourse it's going to make sound. Its a full grown ******* tree falling. Just cause no ones there doesn't mean its not going to make sound. Save your science and hard evidence crap. You lose.
it doesn't make a sound. In order for sound to occur there has to be a producer, a medium (something the sound travels through) and a receiver. If nobody is there to hear the tree falling, which is the producer, there is no receiver, so technically there is no sound. It is a philosophical question though, so there isn't really a "correct" answer unless the question asker is looking for a scientific explanation.
Well sound = vibrations. If a full grown tree falls, no doubt it will make a vibration. So sound is created.
Yeah but if no one is there to pick up the vibrations in their eardrums then there will be no sound
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